January 2011
December 2010
“I have to do eleven things tonight and at least five of them involve a get away...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via thoughtsdetained)
I like that all the new ads for Country Strong focus on Leighton Meester & the guy in it because they realized that no one likes Gwyneth Paltrow.
Me: “I can drive if you want. I’m definitely not drinking at all tonight.”
Paul: “It doesn’t matter. I can drive because I am not drinking ANYTHING either. I think if I drink anything tonight I’ll die of alcohol poisoning. I’m still drunk from yesterday.”
Me: “I know, right.”
…10 minutes later…
Paul: “Hey, tell...
“If I could be any white guy, it would be JT or John Mayer. JT’s the man, and John Mayer has good hair. Or Russell Brand.” - An anonymous employee
Loner-Puppy-Workaholic Festivus
I’m working 10am-10pm today & 12pm-8pm tomorrow.
Dweezy is so happy I’m spending tonight & Christmas
morning with him and the pups though. He prayed for it.
I’m planning to drive to Greenville tomorrow after my shift.
I hope this possible snow doesn’t end up screwing me over.
I did just find a lucky penny about two minutes ago though,
so in my superstitious...
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How many tattoos do you have?
Well, most of the ones on my left arm are starting to merge together. I would say 11 separate tattoos if I had to put a number on them.
Ask me anything
